“She decided to start living the life she’d imagined.” – Unknown (via saras-scrapbook)

“forever and a day” isn’t as hard as it seems.
you just wait for a day to pass, and never stop counting them thereafter.

So my professor was asking questions. Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.